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Do you like surprises and huge discounts? Then this is for you! 

Update: You can now make requests!! If you'd like to request a lyric or frame shape (or lyrics/frame shapes you'd like me to avoid), just leave a note at checkout or send a follow-up e-mail with your name, order number, and your request. I will do my best to accommodate your request but there are NO GUARANTEES! Please make your request simple; this is NOT a custom order! Please read details below before purchasing.

This listing is for ONE (1) pair of decorated glasses which may have a slight imperfection such as a *small* scratch on the lens, a loose arm which my screwdriver won't tighten, visible glue, etc etc. Still perfectly good glasses, just not up to my very high quality standards to be sold at full price.

  • These are being sold AS IS and are FINAL SALE. 
  • Adult frames, could be ANY shape, size, color.
  • Your mystery sunnies will NOT include any inappropriate lyrics/curse words/drug references unless you request it.
  • No children's frames available at this time. 
  • Made to order; please allow up to one week for production!



Please observe the following shipping policy:

I DO NOT OFFER REFUNDS FOR SHIPPING OVERAGES when you place multiple orders during a shop update/sunnies drop! I receive a very high volume of orders and many customers purchase multiple items through separate orders using the "Buy It Now" function. Because of my commitment to reducing my environmental impact, I will always combine shipping rather than send separate packages. You don't even have to tell me you've placed multiple orders, because I've added a whole extra step to my shipping process to figure this out. This is tedious and time consuming, so I do not offer refunds for shipping overages in these cases. If you'd like to save on shipping please place just one order. Thank you for understanding!